Thursday, September 03, 2009
Private channel to Chad
What do you want from lifeI'll bet I played that nightly for my first semester in grad school. I have no idea why.
Someone to love
and somebody that you can trust
What do you want from life
To try and be happy
while you do the nasty things you must
Well, you can't have that, but if you're an American citizen you are entitled to:
- a heated kidney shaped pool,
- a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
- a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
- a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
- a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
- real simulated Indian jewelry,
- a Gucci shoetree,
- a year's supply of antibiotics,
- a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
- and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
- a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
- Rosemary's baby,
- a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
- a new Matador, a new mastodon,
- a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
- a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
- a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
- a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
- a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
- a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away, or how about
- a McCulloch chainsaw,
- a Las Vegas wedding,
- a Mexican divorce,
- a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
- or a baby's arm holding an apple?
You're right, Chad, She's A Beauty is horrible. It's a good reason not to see the band, which still tours. But at least one Tuber redeemed himself when Fee Waybill brought Rocky Horror to stage.
Let's see if producer Tommy plays this on Saturday.
Labels: music, NARN, Northern Alliance Radio Network