Tuesday, August 19, 2008
What my freshmen know
- They have always been looking for Carmen Sandiego.
- GPS satellite navigation systems have always been available
- Gas stations have never fixed flats, but most serve cappuccino.
- The Warsaw Pact is as hazy for them as the League of Nations was for their parents.
- IBM has never made typewriters.
- There has always been Pearl Jam.
- The Green Bay Packers (almost) always had the same starting quarterback.
- Muscovites have always been able to buy Big Macs.
Labels: Feminists, higher education