Thursday, April 27, 2006

We be elephants 

Earlier tonight Captain Ed asked me to join his initiative (with Frank at IMAO and Derek at Freedom Dogs) to create the 101st Fighting Keyboardists. I just wrote back to him:
Ed, I was with you until the motto. As a vegetarian for 18 years, I cannot say "We Eat Chickens for Lunch". I suppose tofu wouldn't have quite the same bite, so to speak. So I propose a 1st Vegetarian Brigade of the 101st ("We're elephants, and we're vegetarian.") I need a ruling from the founders for this subdivision.
I await their decision, and I'll update this post when it arrives.

Maybe heffalumps instead.