Just got a note on the campus email from the university photographer (where does he lie, do you suppose, in the list of budget priorities? Ah well, we need him for those slides) that he is looking for pictures of interesting classes and faculty research. I cannot imagine anything more boring that watching me do research. Nor can my cats -- they just wander in and fall asleep.

BTW, from the JokEc page, the answer to the subject line is Eight. One to screw it in and seven to hold everything else constant.

Guess you had to be there.