Thursday, January 02, 2003

Color coding 

What's this? According to Emperor Misha, use of the colors red, white and black immediately constitutes Nazism. You will note that our mascot at SCSU is of similar color scheme. See it? "viscious looking dog, severe red white and black color theme"? Coincidence? Probably not to our anti-Semitism detractors. Cold Spring Shops, whose operator works as another economist at another red-white-black school (No. Illinois) with the evil Husky mascot, is concerned that they might have to change the team colors. Maybe that's why I've always hated the Miami Dolphins -- those aqua road uniforms are really hideous. Maybe we'll have to change the mascot. No doubt this will be pointed out by North Dakota fans.

Glad I used this pale green...