Within the last twenty four hours we find the intrepid department chair having to (1) sit in two search committee meetings, (2) a dean's advisory council meeting (better known as "dean and dummies"), (3) sign up two majors, (4) cancel a class which was full but has nobody to teach it (expect calls for my head around 9:40am tomorrow) and (5) find out Mrs. S's car needs $1200 worth of repairs. She has my car right now; I'm stuck here unable to get a beer to drown my sorrows.

This guy had a worse day, but he had beer. (Boxers?)