Tuesday, August 31, 2004

Pointy-haired president opens the door slightly 

Our president has decided to hold "open office hours" after one of his management-by-survey forays. Geddaloadadis.
These will be informal one-on-one meetings. It is important to note that these meetings are not designed to replace the formal reporting, consultation, complaint and grievance processes that we already have in place. They are simply an opportunity for us to meet and discuss your thoughts about the university. Out of courtesy to others, these meetings will be limited to 10 minutes and an individual will only be allowed to schedule one appointment each year.

Dilbert: "I just had a good meeting."
Dogbert: "Maybe it just didn't last long enough to reveal the incompetence of the attendees."
Dilbert: "That's what I call a good meeting."

(If anyone has this comic in a graphic, please mail it to me.)