Let me remind the Commissioner that his complaints about Ohio State's spot in the BCS is a function of margin of victory. The Cardiac Buckeyes will have to get by a tough Michigan team. A convincing win there will vault them. Having watched two games of each team, I am predicting a Michigan win.

Meanwhile, the Scholars' fantasy football team has run off eight consecutive wins, beating teams run by bloggers Sean, Jon, Dave, Kevin, and a host of other bloggers. Two up with five to play before the playoffs. Behold my greatness, and weep.