Monday, August 25, 2003
Amazing! Now we know that the "ante has been raised" on meeting one specific "priority strategic" goal for our university. (So much for achieving our "non-priority strategic" goals.) But, hey, what a keen idea! "Let's bribe 'em into attending diversity training sessions, using all the power of the SCSU central-administration purse strings that we can." I never would have thought of such a nifty way to foster intercollegiate "collegiality." How insightful (not to be confused with "inciteful")!
The early Sportsbook.com betting line on the �winning college:�
College of Education: 2-5
College of Social Sciences: 4-5 (would be co-favorite except for Econ dept.)
College of Fine Arts & Humanities: 3-1
College of Science & Engineering: 20-1
G.R. Herberger College of Business: 500-1
Stay tuned as for more laughs and lunacy when our academic year starts tomorrow.