Thursday, July 24, 2003
Now that a report in Psychological Bulletin has identified the causes of political conservatism, Medicare and most private health plans will soon cover experimental preventative regimens for the syndrome.Who needs a tip jar?
..."Conservatives should not be debated, anymore than you would try to talk someone out of schizophrenia," said the lead researcher who wrote the journal article. "They are to be pitied, medicated and confined to institutions when necessary."
...While there is no cure for conservatism, early intervention by public schools and welfare agencies offers the best hope for prevention.
UPDATE: Michael says we're Star Wars-evil. [g]